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Humphreys [5th RB]
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PostSubject: Quotes thread.   Fri Jan 08 2016, 18:43

Corporal Esek leading Squad Drills, he ordered his men to take out the MG nest. After three of his men were gunned down, he said to his remaining men

"You may have realized by now that there is an MG around the corner."

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Fifth Ranger Battalion,
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Esek [5th RB]
Reservist.



PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Fri Jan 08 2016, 19:07

I remember that! LOL

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Fifth Ranger Battalion.
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Payne [5th RB]
First Sergeant, E-1.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Sun Jan 10 2016, 21:51

Heard this one this weekend during training from our BN SGM while addressing all of the officers in the BN. I've heard it a few times, but the last 3 words stuck with me.

"Always do the right thing, even when no one is watching... Someone is watching..."
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Cairntrodlie [5th Ret]
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Mon Jan 18 2016, 19:25

Pfc. Khuni: what's a website u can get dod editing tools?
SSgt. Cairntrodlie: www.penisland.com.
Pfc. Khuni: i think ive tryed there before.
*Cpl. Newton and Pvt. Weber laughing over microphone*
Pfc. Khuni: Oh its a porn site.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Mon Jan 18 2016, 19:32

*Sgt. Harrison talking to a pubber about enlisting*
Pubber: so I use my last name?
Sgt. Harrison: Yes. You can make a surname up if you have a ridiculous name, like Noye for example.
*Pfc. Noye disconnects from the game*
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Humphreys [5th RB]
First Lieutenant, O-2.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Mon Jan 18 2016, 20:03

So much nostalgia!


During Platoon Drills while on parade.

Sgt. Cairntrodlie explaining to his squad the plans of attack while his dad is yelling at the TV in the background.
Pfc. Humphreys: PTS.
Cpl. Baetz: Granted.
Pfc. Humphreys explains the layout of a building.
Sgt. Cairntrodlie's dad yells "Is that Marty?"
Pfc. Humphreys: Damn right it is!
Cpl. Baetz: Humphreys, shut up.

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Fifth Ranger Battalion,
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White [5th RB]
Honorably Discharged.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Wed Jan 20 2016, 20:57

"Masturbation is a form of a stress reliever, so go fuck yourself and calm down"

"Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it"

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Mead [5th RB]
Generally Discharged.




PostSubject: Here are a couple of my favorites from the old COD 4 death screen   Thu Jan 21 2016, 02:27

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."
— Winston Churchill

"In war there is no prize for the runner-up."
— General Omar Bradley

"Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war than we know about peace, more about killing than we know about living."
— General Omar Bradley

"In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance."
— Joseph Stalin
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F. Lindsey [5th RB]
Generally Discharged.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Mon Jan 25 2016, 04:28

Chris Kyle - Chief Petty Officer, USN wrote:
When you're working with Army and Marine Corps units, you immediately notice a difference. The Army is pretty tough, but their performance can depend on the individual unit. Some are excellent, filled with hooah and first-class warriors. A few are absolutely horrible; most are somewhere in between. In my experience, Marines are gung ho no matter what. They will all fight to the death. Every one of them just wants to get out there and kill. They are bad-ass, hard-charging mothers.

Just so I can get my fix of Oorah and Semper Fi out.
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Humphreys [5th RB]
First Lieutenant, O-2.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Mon Jan 25 2016, 22:34

Pvt. Juardo: I'm trying to grow a six pack.

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Thu Jan 28 2016, 19:45

''Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks us all'' - Life
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Miles [5th App]
Applicant.




PostSubject: LOL   Sun Jan 31 2016, 02:19

Cpt. Humphreys [5th RB]: Bind ESC "say Damn, the 5th RB makes me horny."
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White [5th RB]
Honorably Discharged.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Sun Jan 31 2016, 04:42

“I tried being reasonable, but I didn't like it.”
― Clint Eastwood

“First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you.”
― Clint Eastwood

"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have messed with? That’s me."
― Clint Eastwood

“I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.”
― Clint Eastwood

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!"
― Clint Eastwood

"Go ahead, make my day!"
― Clint Eastwood

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Sat Mar 12 2016, 17:48

"You'll never get a Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole! Follow me!" - Henry Pierson Crowe.
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Humphreys [5th RB]
First Lieutenant, O-2.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Sun May 01 2016, 23:37

2Lt. Humphreys: So what's the "Savino Sizzle"?.
*Candidate Savino goes on a killing spree*
Pvt. Thornton: There it is, the "Savino Sizzle".
2Lt. Humphreys: Ah.

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Fifth Ranger Battalion,
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Howell [5th Ret]
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Sun May 22 2016, 12:00

"Retreat, hell! We're not retreating, we're just advancing in a different direction."
- Oliver P. Smith.
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Mullen [5th RB]
Sergeant, E-4.




PostSubject: Overheard on the 5th RB   Sat Jun 11 2016, 00:13

Like a quote book.

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Thornton [5th RB]
Technician 4th Grade, E-4.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Sun Jun 12 2016, 09:16

Overheard after their respective deaths:

"GODDAMMIT [Insert name here]" - Cpl. Gedman

"Noo" - Pfc. Mullen

*laughs in Scottish* - 2nd Lt. Humphreys

"Oh dang" - S/Sgt. Payne

"Oh hey" - Pfc. Thornton

"..." - T/5 Kirchert

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Technician Fourth Grade Andrew Thornton.
Platoon Clerk.

Fifth Ranger Battalion.
Fox Company,
First Platoon Headquarters.
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Gedman [5th RB]
Reservist.



PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Mon Jun 13 2016, 06:20

Thornton [5th RB] wrote:
Overheard after their respective deaths:

"GODDAMMIT [Insert name here]" - Cpl. Gedman

"Noo" - Pfc. Mullen

*laughs in Scottish* - 2nd Lt. Humphreys

"Oh dang" - S/Sgt. Payne

"Oh hey" - Pfc. Thornton

"..." - T/5 Kirchert

Yep

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Fifth Ranger Battalion.
Fox Company,
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Kirchert [5th RB]
Technician 3rd Grade, E-3.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Mon Jun 13 2016, 15:50

Thornton [5th RB] wrote:


"..." - T/5 Kirchert

...

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Technician Third Grade Kyle Kirchert.
Company Clerk.

Fifth Ranger Battalion.
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Payne [5th RB]
First Sergeant, E-1.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Mon Jun 20 2016, 01:38

(steam chat)

T/Sgt. Payne [5th RB]: "How were those WANGZZZZ?"

Pfc. Thornton [5th RB]: "Payne... why does everything good have to hurt?"

Pfc. Thornton [5th RB]: "I can still feel the fire on my lips"

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Company SNCO.

Fifth Ranger Battalion.
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Mullen [5th RB]
Sergeant, E-4.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Tue Jun 28 2016, 16:01

Silva while playing Verdun and getting mowed down every time he stood up,
"Cause I'm standing here like,
'Hello Mates! Shoot me!'
And then he kills me with his magic MG."

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Sergeant Jack Mullen.
Squad Leader.

Fifth Ranger Battalion.
Fox Company,
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Thornton [5th RB]
Technician 4th Grade, E-4.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Tue Jun 28 2016, 16:09

*After someone drugged everyone and turned on low gravity after drill*

"Am I really flying or is this the drugs?" - T/Sgt. Payne

"I've been there brother" - T/5 Kirchert in reply

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Technician Fourth Grade Andrew Thornton.
Platoon Clerk.

Fifth Ranger Battalion.
Fox Company,
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Mullen [5th RB]
Sergeant, E-4.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Wed Jun 29 2016, 01:54

Thornton [5th RB] wrote:
Overheard after their respective deaths:

"GODDAMMIT [Insert name here]" - Cpl. Gedman

"Noo" - Pfc. Mullen

*laughs in Scottish* - 2nd Lt. Humphreys

"Oh dang" - S/Sgt. Payne

"Oh hey" - Pfc. Thornton

"..." - T/5 Kirchert

"Oh for fucks sake!" - Pvt. Silva

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Squad Leader.

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Humphreys [5th RB]
First Lieutenant, O-2.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Wed Jan 04 2017, 20:47

S/Sgt. Sinclair: Something's not right here, I just shot the LT in the face and he didn't die.
1Lt. Humphreys: Beards tend to deflect bullets.
*Pfc. Gibbs kills S/Sgt. Sinclair*
S/Sgt. Sinclair: I call bullshit on that too.
1Lt. Humphreys: It's true.
S/Sgt. Sinclair: Not you sir.

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Fifth Ranger Battalion,
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Kirchert [5th RB]
Technician 3rd Grade, E-3.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Fri Jan 13 2017, 03:13

"What?" - Sgt. Mullen

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Humphreys [5th RB]
First Lieutenant, O-2.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Fri Jan 13 2017, 22:41

Ryan: Wish me luck, boys!
*Ryan runs across the street and gets mown down by an enemy MG.*
Ryan: Never mind.

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Humphreys [5th RB]
First Lieutenant, O-2.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Tue Jan 17 2017, 23:46

Pfc Nixon: Who wants a hug?

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Pham [5th RB]
Private First Class, E-6.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Wed Jan 18 2017, 22:03

"Which would your men rather be, tired, or dead?"

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Fifth Ranger Battalion.
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Payne [5th RB]
First Sergeant, E-1.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Thu Jan 19 2017, 03:53

I think I quoted this right.. Please correct if incorrect.

Tadpole: "Someone's inside of me.."

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Thu Jan 19 2017, 03:54

F/Sgt. Payne: "Just poking you Silva.."

T/3 Kirchert: *Randomly shows up in TS* "Don't poke my son..."

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Mullen [5th RB]
Sergeant, E-4.




PostSubject: Re: Quotes thread.   Thu Jan 19 2017, 20:28

Payne [5th RB] wrote:
I think I quoted this right..  Please correct if incorrect.

Tadpole:  "Someone's inside of me.."

It was, "Who's inside of me?"

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